Now i'm plural. Job done!
Thank's for taking the time to wander into my deranged little world. I know I have only one crap picture of myself, I shall rectify this at some point with a camera instead of using ye oldé salt printing technique. UPDATE, I now have 2 crap pictures....
I have no idea what to put in the white box of first impressions, so I will bullet point.
I am normal (ish)
Can cook (ish)
Love music of human organic performance (Sequenced or production music, not my thing)
Ride a motorcycle
Can play a few instruments
I practice archery
KATY PERRY "Hot'n'cold" Ukrainian Polka band. Youtube this, it made me giggle like a girl..
Music is my bag, going to gigs is my thing. I like many different genres of music, and would hope anybody contacting me does too. I also have a strong appetency for knowledge and tend to learn as much as I can about anything I get mentally locked into.
Going out and getting absolutely smashed off my mooby man tits while proving my prowess and rug cutting abilities on the dancefloor is also something I don't really entertain these days. Boring? Maybe so, but I intend to remember my life and not reminisce of headaches, vomit, waking up wrapped around Mr Shanks' favourite U-bend, craving a coffee, bacon and paracetamol, while conversing the same old "I must have had a good one last night" comment. This was me at 20. My liver, nor my old disco hip injury could cope anymore! :)
Aside from all this, I just like to laugh really as I'm sure we all do. preferably though not at my expense, it does happen from time to time though so if you must, you must!
Message me if you would like to be informed of more!
[b]Three cheers for update time![/b]
1. Please don't be contacting me with incredibly well thought out and executed openers consisting of just "hi"
2. Use me as a practise target to test if you are over ex's, ready, etc, because that's just not cricket now is it?
3. If three arises, this place is reserved. I'm sure it won't be long ;)