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I got bored of being single, so I've cloned myself

Now i'm plural. Job done!

Thank's for taking the time to wander into my deranged little world. I know I have only one crap picture of myself, I shall rectify this at some point with a camera instead of using ye oldé salt printing technique. UPDATE, I now have 2 crap pictures....

I have no idea what to put in the white box of first impressions, so I will bullet point.

I am normal (ish)
Can cook (ish)
Deteste cruelty
Love music of human organic performance (Sequenced or production music, not my thing)
Ride a motorcycle
Can juggle
Can play a few instruments
I practice archery
KATY PERRY "Hot'n'cold" Ukrainian Polka band. Youtube this, it made me giggle like a girl..

Music is my bag, going to gigs is my thing. I like many different genres of music, and would hope anybody contacting me does too. I also have a strong appetency for knowledge and tend to learn as much as I can about anything I get mentally locked into.

Going out and getting absolutely smashed off my mooby man tits while proving my prowess and rug cutting abilities on the dancefloor is also something I don't really entertain these days. Boring? Maybe so, but I intend to remember my life and not reminisce of headaches, vomit, waking up wrapped around Mr Shanks' favourite U-bend, craving a coffee, bacon and paracetamol, while conversing the same old "I must have had a good one last night" comment. This was me at 20. My liver, nor my old disco hip injury could cope anymore! :)

Aside from all this, I just like to laugh really as I'm sure we all do. preferably though not at my expense, it does happen from time to time though so if you must, you must!

Message me if you would like to be informed of more!

[b]Three cheers for update time![/b]
1. Please don't be contacting me with incredibly well thought out and executed openers consisting of just "hi"
2. Use me as a practise target to test if you are over ex's, ready, etc, because that's just not cricket now is it?
3. If three arises, this place is reserved. I'm sure it won't be long ;)

Peace out

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageEnglish
Height178 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShort
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Have PetsCat
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusFull-time

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Instructional, I don't like TV
Favorite movies typesScience fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Biography, Instructional, Music, Science
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Camping, Computers, Motorcycles


My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Playing video games


Attend religious servicesNever

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit